Nothing; avocados can't talk.
I have a confession.
I've been juicing this week.
Healthy Juice! (please, I have enough muscles.) This is a great way to re-set your body. I am currently doing a 7-day Juicing program, but I'm not being super strict with it. For example, last night I was so hungry that I wanted to chew on my own arm, so I decided to make some roasted broccoli and watered down broth soup. This morning (Day 3) I am feeling much better. Way less likely to try and eat everything in sight.
This is one of the juice recipes that I have been using. You don't have to go crazy and try and replace all your meals with juicing, but why not try incorporating it as your lunch or breakfast a couple days a week?
Here's what you need:
Juicer
2 apples (anything but granny smith)
1 lime
1/2 of a small pineapple or 1/4 of a large one
piece of cucumber or zucchini
Blender
1/2 avocado
ice
